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The Key To Success

Fri Aug 28, 2009, 12:52 PM
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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:iconscrattletrap:
So, 3 years! That stalking seemed to work ;)

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You can stick a cat in the oven.... but that doesn't make it a biscuit.
:iconsusanm1981:
Yes, but it's well beyond stalking at this point... I hope! :heart:

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:iconscrattletrap:
hell yeah! It's harder to stalk you when you're sleeping in my bed.

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You can stick a cat in the oven.... but that doesn't make it a biscuit.
:iconsusanm1981:
But easier to accomplish certain other tasks :flirty:

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:iconscrattletrap:
That it is indeed baby!

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:iconewig:
I have been finding people to have gone missing from my watch list lately. :no:

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:iconeyest0rm:
thank you for commenting on what i journaled... ya know im not that good at writing so for you to say powerful is impressive to me.
:iconscrattletrap:
I'll give you all my loving... all my hugs and kisses too <3

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You can stick a cat in the oven.... but that doesn't make it a biscuit.
:iconsusanm1981:
Just what the doctor ordered! :heart:

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